Ted
AI Woke Score
No detectable agenda — story first.
confidence: high
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The Verdict
Ted is a raunchy, crude buddy comedy with effectively zero identity messaging. Its humor leans on lowbrow gags, pop-culture references, and male arrested development played for laughs rather than any progressive agenda. Nothing here registers as woke.
What the AI Flagged
Each axis scored 0–100, with the receipts. The headline score weights the worst offense, so a single egregious element isn't diluted by the rest.
Identity Swaps
0Original characters, no established characters swapped.
Girlboss & Male Demotion
15Lori is a competent, grounded foil to immature John, but the film centers male characters and doesn't push a 'men are the problem' message.
- John is portrayed as an arrested-development slacker, but this is comedic, not ideological
LGBTQ+ / Trans / Non-Binary Content
5No meaningful LGBTQ+ content; raunchy heterosexual comedy.
DEI Casting
5Cast fits a contemporary Boston setting with no quota-driven choices.
Preachiness
3No sermons or activist messaging; pure crude comedy.
Anti-Masculinity / Anti-West
10Mocks male immaturity for laughs but doesn't frame masculinity as inherently toxic as a message.
- John and Ted's stoner man-child lifestyle is the comedic premise, not a political critique
Source Betrayal
0Original screenplay with no source material.
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Cast & Crew
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Joel McHale
Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Jon Mone (Executive Producer) · Seth MacFarlane (Director)
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